No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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