He is an equal opportunity slut.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize
