if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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