last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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