bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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