those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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