I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Randomize
