And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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