Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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