break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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