every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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