You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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