she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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