check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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