I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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