Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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