I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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