I should be sponsored by Trojan
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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