Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Drunk is a universal language darling
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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