How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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