Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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