I skipped work to stalk him.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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