So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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