Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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