IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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