Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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