singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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