Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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