i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
home. puking in laundry basket.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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