He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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