Do vagina's smell?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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