I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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