Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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