I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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