She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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