I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
false alarm. still invincible.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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