Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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