She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
This baby is an asshole
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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