Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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