My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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