Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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