it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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