I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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