this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
4 words: hood of his car
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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