So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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