when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
