Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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