butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize