I want to make a zoo with you.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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