I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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