Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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