i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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