I am puke
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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