You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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