what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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