How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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