how can u be prego again
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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