Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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