I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
